The Great Snow War

Boom! Bang! The snow grenades hit the ground with an explosion of ice and snow. The terrain was thick in the cold winter weather. Prisoners of war were being persecuted with snowballs right on their backs. The weather was stationary; their was no sign of warmer weather. Commander Steve was leading the attack force of the Icetary. Commander Steve was a veteran of the Great Snowball War. Commander Fred was defending his territory with the Snowtaz army. The two armies got into a brawl in the enemy’s camp. Commander Steve’s army took over the minute battalion in the tiny camp. The Snowtaz army was marching to the camp that the Icetary had taken over. The Icetary wasn’t prepared for the battle, for the last attack had exhausted the Icetary and they were ravenous.

The first artillery shells fired as Commander Fred’s army marched into the battlefield. His army was supreme. Commander Steve was nervous. The snow machine was low on ice, and the soldiers were in jeopardy. Steve was preparing to defend themselves against the incredible forces of the Snowtaz. As the front lines were pelted with small packs of firm snow, the air support for Steve’s army was arriving over the epicenter of Fred’s army. The helicopter dropped a carpet bombing of snow and ice. The Snotaz tried to sheathe themselves with snow forts but the bombing was too thick. But the Snotaz army wasn’t about to give up.

Steve was losing hope. He couldn’t help his army win. All he could do was call people. But suddenly, he had an idea. He called Commander Fred with his phone. He told Fred that his army was in the trees in the valley. Fred didn’t believe him at first, so Steve improvised. He went to the trees above the valley and started to shoot his snowball gun. He had a feeling of ecstasy when Fred’s army started to pull back. He ordered the special tasks force to run for the hills. Commander Fred told his army to aim for the hills, but they were also taking fire from the ground attack force. Steve and his backup were shrouded in the trees, while Fred’s army was conspicuous. Fred’s army was too arrogant to see that there was a possibility of failure.

After all of the Snotaz army was defeated, Fred was captivated. The winning army took a ferry to the ceremony at Starbucks. When their fingers touched the warm cup the frost dissolved off of their fingers. Steve was victorious, and was promoted to the president’s special force. The snow melted, and the battle was over for another year.
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